Self-help

I thought I'm way too vulgar. I wanted to change and I found this extremely helpful resource on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXch0X6-tQo&feature=related

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song lyrics here:

[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered inBy drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day

You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day

Mr, Mackey: you can change it today

Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

[Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the tbecause bich is latin for generosity
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

[Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!

[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trashhomeless on the streets giving handjobs for cashFollow this plan and very soon you will saaayIts easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It's easy mmmIt's easy mmmIt's easy mmmIt's easy mmmkaaaay

[both finish at same time][laughing][Mr. Mackey:] MmmkayMmmkayMmmkay